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		<title>Rage Against the Machine Vs X-factor</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 11:55:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rage Against The Machine are to make a bid to beat this year&#8217;s winner of &#8216;The X Factor&#8217; to the UK&#8217;s Christmas Number One single position. Rage Against the Machine on BBC Radio 5]]></description>
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<p>Rage Against The Machine are to make a bid to beat this year&#8217;s winner of &#8216;The X Factor&#8217; to the UK&#8217;s Christmas Number One single position.</p>
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<h2>Rage Against the Machine on BBC Radio 5 </h2>
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		<title>New Iron Man 2 Trailer Released</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 11:47:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benjash</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Iron Man 2 is the upcoming 2010 superhero film, based on the Marvel Comics fictional character Iron Man. The film is directed by Jon Favreau, with Robert Downey, Jr. reprising the title role. The film is to be released on April 28 (Belgium, Sweden and France), April 30 (UK &#038; AU) and May 7 (North [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The True Origins of Christmas</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 09:05:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benjash</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was recently reading this great article on the un-expected origins of Christmas. Thought I would share the link as its something that comes up a lot. A few little chestnuts: Tinsel = Semen The Mystery Of The Pagan Origin Of Christmas]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was recently reading this great article on the un-expected origins of Christmas. Thought I would share the link as its something that comes up a lot.</p>
<p>A few little chestnuts: Tinsel = Semen</p>
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The Mystery Of The Pagan Origin Of Christmas<br />
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		<title>Stand up I love.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 17:06:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benjash</dc:creator>
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		<title>Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 11:34:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benjash</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Noticed &#8220;Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus&#8221; trending on twitter. Apparently featured on Jonathan Ross. Sometimes things are so shit there amazing. Plus, its available in my local Tesco for £3. A purchase coming on methinks.]]></description>
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<p>Noticed <strong>&#8220;Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus&#8221;</strong> trending on twitter. Apparently featured on Jonathan Ross. Sometimes things are so shit there amazing. Plus, its available in my local Tesco for £3. A purchase coming on methinks.</p>
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